Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Nine Reasons Why Classic Rock....ROCKS!

Ok so anyone who knows me knows I LOVE Classic Rock.  Here's my top nine reasons why I think Classic Rock (60s, 70s, and 80s mainstream) is the coolest stuff around:

9) MORE HAIR


Seriously, how can you rock out with short hair?  The Beatles started the long hair rock trend, and rock shouldn't be any other way.  When the hair is flying, you know its rocking.

8) Vocal harmonies

No, I'm not talking about when the Jonas Brothers singing at the same time.  I'm talking about true vocal harmony, when different singers from bands sing very different parts that, put together sounds like angels on Earth.  Bands like The Beatles, Kansas, Boston, and Journey were incredible at this.  When there's more than one great singer in the band, its time to hear em.

7) Choose your rock

It seems today that when we choose what type of rock we listen to, there's only two actual choices:  Alternative or Metal.  So I have to choose between some whiny goth punk and bands that sound like all their instruments (including vocal chords) are made out of dying airplane parts?  Where has pop rock gone?  Where has southern rock gone?  Where has lite rock gone?  Where has our choice in listening style gone?   

6)  Power ballads


There was a time when almost every band had its own power ballad.  REO Speedwagon had "Keep On Loving You", Journey had "Open Arms", Kiss had "Beth", Cheap Trick had "The Flame", Styx had "Babe", Boston had "Amanda", Foreigner had "I Want to Know What Love Is" and the list goes on and on and on.  Sure some were cheesy, but they were all catchy and extremely romantic.  Where have these amazing ballads gone?

5)  Guitar Solos

Rock today is missing out on epic face-melting guitar solos, or solos of any kind for that matter.  Don't worry, the singer won't pass out if he stops singing for more than four measures.  Give that guitarist time to show off his awesome skills!  Cause what rock fan doesn't freak out when they hear the last four minutes of "Free Bird" or Van Halen's "Eruption"?

4) The Beatles



These guys practically invented what we know as rock today.  Its impossible to state the impact that this quartet from Britain has had on rock as we know it today.  They popularized the full length album.  And almost every rock subgenre can trace its roots back to one or more specific Beatles songs.  These guys did it all, and even though they were only together for less than ten years, they made such a big impact on popular music that I don't believe we'll stop feeling their effect any time soon.

3) Not just power chords

Too many punk and alternative bands today make a living off playing simple power chords over and over and over and over and over.  Gee that takes all the talent of a first year guitar student. You know you don't HAVE to bar all six strings for the guitar to make a sound right?  Prove to us that you're as awesome as you say you are and let's work the guitar like you mean it!  

2) Classic songs

Classic rock has songs that everybody knows and everybody will know generations from now because of their incredible impact on our lives.  How many people can you find that can't sing a part of "Don't Stop Believing", or couldn't sing the outro of "Hey Jude"?  Who do you know that can't hum the riff of "Smoke on the Water", or sing the chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama"?  These are songs that will go down as classics, and will probably be more well know by future generations than our own national anthem.

1) Legends



There are way too many classic rock legends who have completely changed the way we think about rock:  Jimi Hendrix, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, Ozzy Osbourne, Eric Clapton, Steven Tyler, Jimmy Page, David Bowie, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, and Sting are just scratching the surface of the absolutely legendary list of classic rockers who have become household names.  Their influence on music and on society in general make them much more than passing fads, which is why we're still listening to their music all their years later.

And those are just some of the many reasons why I think Classic Rock is the coolest stuff around.  Feel free to comment!

 

6 comments:

  1. The only thing I'd quibble over...the Beatles weren't 100% responsible for rock and roll. We still had Elvis, Chuck Berry, all the 50s greats who inspired a lot of artists. Eddie Valens, the Big Bopper, Chubby Checker, all definitely a part of the rock n roll craze.

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  2. you would

    but seriously, harmonies. AHHHHHHHH
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    Also, I forget sometimes what a hopeless romantic you are :P

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  3. Tom, those guys were absolutely important in starting rock n' roll as we know it. But its really the Beatles that transitioned us from the heavily jazz-influenced "Rock n' Roll" to the "Rock" we know today. I will never deny the impact of Chuch Berry and Elvis and all of those fantastic rockers from the 50's and early 60's. They started the revolution, but the Beatles definitely fine-tuned the sound.

    As for beth......maybe.......

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  4. I would agree that some classic rock is good, but I think, just like how there are 5000 identical pop-punk bands today, that there are so many ridiculous copycat hair-metal bands my dad has on his mp3 player. Bands like Fleetwood Mac, Styx, and Journey are fantastic though, although I wouldn't dismiss newer rock music altogether. Look up the band House of Heroes, they're fantastic.

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  5. my response?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG8fugqFn9Q

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  6. I agree with David's response a good 400%. Silversun Pickups are a great band that definitely challenge a ton of radio alt rock bands.

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